Overheard at a restaurant; a conversation by a couple of Twenty-Somethings. “She” is in the booth directly behind me.
She: “Oh sweetheart, I just love you so much!”
He: “I know. I love you too, darling. What are you going to get?”
She: “Under her breath: married? I don’t know yet, I have been too distracted watching your handsome face.”
He: “I think I’ll have the pot roast dinner. I’m extra hungry tonight.”
She: “Sounds good! I think I might have the oriental chicken salad. It comes with a side of bread. I love the bread here almost as much as I love you!”
He: “Salad is good. Love you too.
(Waiter comes and takes order)
He:” So, since it is your turn to choose the movie for tonight, what are we going to see?”
She: “That new one that they advertise all the time on TV-Where the world makes your heart grow fonder”
He: “What a dumb name! What’s it about?”
She: “What do you mean, ‘dumb’? I think it’s a cool name. What do you know about names anyway- After naming your dog Fido! Boring!”
He: “Now sweetheart….”
She: “Don’t patronize me! I hate it when you talk down to me”
He: “But I…”
He: “Shh … everybody’s looking at us!”
She: “I DON’T CARE! You make me so mad!”
(Silence for several minutes, then the waiter brings the food)
She: “Oh, this looks delicious!”
He: “MMMM umm“
She: “I love you darling”
He: “Love you too, sweetheart. ‘Kiss kiss’ ”
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