Ten Things You Can Do With Those Filthy Veggies
Throw them in the bin, the garbage man won’t mind.
Feed them to the cat, you know she’s deaf and blind.
Eat them up yourself, after all you cooked each one.
Toss them in the loo. Don’t do this to your son!
Send them to the poor, I’m sure they’ll eat the rest.
Plant them in the garden, they can kill those rotten pests.
Give them to my sister, she’s too young to know they’re yuck.
Where’s your sense of smell? Can’t you tell that veggies suck?
Mail them to my grandma, she’d love a gift from me.
Poke them down the sink, they make a horrid tea.
Put them on Australia’s most unwanted list.
Mum, I really promise, those veggies won’t be missed.
Ohhhh! I do not get it, why do I feel so weak?
Why am I so sickly? Why is it my bones creak?
what’s… wrong… with… me…?
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