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Previous Challenge Entry (Level 1 – Beginner)
Topic: Write in the HUMOR genre (04/12/07)

TITLE: Distance Dating
By Henry Clemmons
04/15/07


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Iím over here_______________________________ and youíre over there
I want to be there___________________________ and you want to be here
I have this________________________________ and you have that
I want that_______________________________ and you want this

I want you______________________________ and you want me
I want you there________________________ and you want me here
Iím tired of here_______________________ and youíre tired of there
I dream of there______________________ and you dream of here

I like steak________________________ and you eat squash
I hate squash_____________________ and you wonít eat meat
I like to rest ____________________and you like to walk
I walk when I have to___________ and you rest when itís time

I think youíre pretty___________ and you think Iím handsome
I think youíre the prettiest_____ and you think Iím handsome
I think Iím smart___________ and you think your smarter
I think your smart_________ and you still think youíre smarter

I like to eat_____________ and you donít cook
I cook a little__________ and you still wonít cook
I like the country ______and you like the city
Iíll visit the city_____ and you hate the country

I say hello________ and you say hello
I extend my hand_ and you extend yours
Hmmmmmmm?_ and Hmmmmmmm?
Iím not thrilled and youíre silent

Iím over here_________________________________________ and youíre over there
I want you there_______________________________________ and you want me here


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Shannon Jackson04/19/07
This format is great in my opinion!
Jan Ackerson 04/19/07
Really interesting and effective format!

More "irony" than "humor", perhaps, but I enjoyed it, nevertheless. Certainly a true picture of dating in the 21st century!
Leslie Donnelly04/20/07
I loved this one. Great.
Jacquelyn Horne04/20/07
Telling it like it is. Don't always work, does it?
Denise Pienaar04/20/07
Oh, very clever! Very true too!
Brenda Welc04/21/07
Very unique writing!