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By Monica Raye Daly
04/14/07
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Gods Little Jesters.
God has a sense of humor and don't argue with me unless you can explain the platypus. God made my a very, very sick person. I have a incurable condition. I have "Mustelo Putorius furo." There is no treatment, no medication.

I have to live with this condition for the rest of my blessed grateful life. I'm owned by ferrets. The first I spotted was Slinky, I was addicted. she was all white, also called a silver mit.

Slinky taught my all about her kind, they sleep hard to the point they are rage dolls, flip flopping side to side, until you put food in front of their noses, then a miracle happens, they wake up. They play hard, more so than kittens. For anyone who says they like kittens but not cats should get a ferret. Ferrets are natural house cleaner too. When you leave you stuff on the floor ferrets come along and store it for you under the couch, how cool is that. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

I was visiting a neighbor across the way one morning, were I watched Slinky climb the curtains in my kitchen window, later found out she ate the back out of my banana's. Slinky was so clever and loved bananas.

My neighbor next door was complaining one day, because he and my opposite neighbor had female cats in heat, the males would be in front of my door in between the females, they would howl all night serenading the two feline floozies. So that night I thought I'd do my good neighbor's a favor.

Up in my bedroom I took a balloon, filed it full of water, so big and tight it was heavy, carefully placing it on a brand new dinning room chair, I rolled a towel around the base so it did not roll of the chair, I left the window wide open anticipating the horrid cats howl of night serenade, I quietly snuggled Slinky on my bed, she loved to curl up and cuddle. I dosed of.

Well, ferrets like rubber... PLUSH and I woke, I sprang up and there was Slinky doing the mosquito larvae dance under the chair, Water everywhere, eight large towel to sock it all up. Slinky was drench but it served her right. The next day my good neighbors grinned and wish they could have seen it.

Since then I have had the pleasure of fourteen other frecken free loader ferrets of witch I have six at this time. Otter and Doby are the clowns of this clan. Bentley my dog has a fetich with a blanky and runs around the yard with it. Otter and Doby jumps on for a free ride. The dog will then change directions and go the other way. I have video clips to prove it. Gods little jesters never stop being joyous and funny.

This is one incurable condition that I think should be contagious.
Thank you God for Mustelo Putrius Furo, and his sence of humor.

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