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Topic: Omnishambles( 05/01/14)
| TITLE: Go for the Great |
By Beth LaBuff
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In our budget-conscious household, this was the year for the kitchen facelift, then, next year we would travel. We were planning a trip to our nation’s capital. But, I had conceived a better plan. With my do-it-yourself skills, why couldn’t we have our fruit-colored kitchen and eat our cake in the nation’s capital, too?
Paint was my new best friend, a dazzling remedy for an all-white kitchen. It would cover a multitude of sins and rejuvenate this bland, boring room.
My makeover scheme was known only to two: myself and Roscoe, our white German shepherd. I’d planned for weeks, hiding supplies and paint in shades of my wife’s favorite color du jour, purple. My goal was to shift into high gear and complete the makeover before she returned from work today. I wouldn’t sanction a wrinkle in my facelift plan.
As I covered the floor in preparation, I assigned Roscoe, my pit crew, his task—to repose in the canine house in the backyard. In order to complete this project in one day, there was no time to sand or prime the cupboards. It would be what it would be, as my wife was fond of saying.
I tackled the cupboards first and had just finished the walls when I heard a scratching at the back door. My pit crew needed to be fed. I grabbed his food and opened the door unprepared for his rambunctious leap into the house. I dropped the food as he skidded across the covered floor and bumped the ladder while knocking the brush off the lip of the paint can. Too late, the brush connected with his backside, giving him a little “Raisin Kiss.” I exhaled thinking, it could have been worse. I hurried Roscoe back outside; his cleanup could wait. Right now I had a finish line to cross.
Once the “Grape Frost” window trim was painted, I began the time-consuming stenciling project, doing each letter individually. The motto, “Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great!” summarized my plans for this year, “Go for the great!”
My wife called when I was barely halfway through the stenciling. She was five minutes away and was bringing two colleagues home with her. My racecar hit an oil slick. I heard the garage door close as the back door opened. In walked my wife, two co-workers, and Roscoe. I watched my wife’s eyes as she took in our formerly-all-white kitchen. Her gaze settled on the “Regal Plum” cupboards, and at this point, where I should have been rolling the “R” and popping the “PL,” the only thing popping was the white paint through regal-plum-cupboard doors. Then, I watched as all eyes traveled en masse to my pièce de résistance. I held my breath as they tried to make sense of the half-finished motto, “Don’t be afraid to give up the goo.”
There was no “Wow!” from my wife’s lips. I cringed as her co-workers stifled laughs. To punctuate the scene, a grape plunked to the floor and was quickly nabbed by the Raisin-Kissed-Roscoe. Instead of a checkered flag, I imagined the black penalty flag waving over my purple fruit-colored disaster.
I still got my wish for travel this year. I’m spending my vacation at the “white house.” It took all of fifteen seconds to arrive at my destination, the little white house in the backyard with the word “Roscoe” over the one and only door. I may be here for an extended stay.
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