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Name: Julie Michaelson
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I'm incredibly shy: except, when I'm writing. Because I grew up Jewish, I think I have a different view of God (no kidding, right). God was Mean, Nasty, Vengeful, and always had this intense love/hate issue with the Jews. So I've always had sort of an attitude with Him, and it usually wasn't very good. Then I met Jesus, and I liked Him. But the Christians say that Jesus sits on the Right Seat of God....? So I always picture the Two of Them kibbitzing about me, and getting in a lot of arguments. Jews don't call God "Father", and don't have a clue about Jesus, or the Holy Spirit. I enjoy arguing with God, a lot. It's fun, though it can be quite exhausting. I have a lot of issues with Him, and I know it is reflected in my writing. Jesus, and the Horrible Old Testament God, just can't be the Same Person. And where does the Holy Spirit fit in? What does He do, anyway? I picture the Three of Them having a Staff Meeting, every afternoon about four o'clock. And, the Holy Spirit is always late because He has to come up through Earth's atmosphere to the Throne Room, and the traffic is awful. The Holy Spirit is disorganized, air-headed, and rather absent-minded. I don't understand the Holy Spirit, at all. Who does?
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10/23/14 Would you deny Jesus to save your life? 30 For Sale
10/21/14 Fish Oil Gummy Bears 32 For Sale
10/21/14 The Irreverent Rambler 32 For Sale
10/20/14 I am human, hear me roar 40 For Sale
10/18/14 What if you just put on that hazmat suit and you suddenly had to go to the bathroom? 46 For Sale
09/16/14 The Day that Robert Melted 27 For Sale
09/07/14 Fifty Shades of God 66 For Sale
09/04/14 One hell of a gutzy American lady 45 For Sale
09/01/14 Is Darwin in Heaven? 38 For Sale
09/01/14 A Match Made In Heaven 41 For Sale
08/25/14 Beheading ISIS 65 For Sale
08/25/14 A Bedtime Snack for Satan 143 For Sale
08/24/14 ISIS Islam Sliding Into Satan 53 For Sale
08/18/14 Why Terrorists Can't Get a Date 48 For Sale
08/13/14 Seeing God Through Rose Colored Glasses 72 For Sale
08/12/14 A beloved American who made us all laugh 50 Free to Share
08/11/14 Jesus Is Calling 57 For Sale
08/06/14 Common sense is like toilet paper, you have to take it out of the wrapper in order to use it 59 For Sale
06/02/14 Praying for Women in Muslim Countries 79 For Sale
05/10/14 The only woman in the history of mankind who spoke Yiddish with a North Carolina accent 85 Not For Sale
05/08/14 My Mother is Beautiful 76 Not For Sale
05/07/14 Mother's Day 104 For Sale
04/30/14 Cleaning litter boxes wearing a 7 karat diamond 83 Free to Share
04/20/14 The Empty Chair 107 For Sale
04/17/14 Flossing and Praying 90 For Sale
04/16/14 Evergreen 89 For Sale
04/13/14 The Lord of the Rings 82 For Sale
04/09/14 Whatever happened to the Palm Sunday donkey? 152 For Sale
04/03/14 Noah and the Curse of the Third Cat 98 For Sale
04/02/14 God is not Dead but soon you will be 86 For Sale
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