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Name: Julie Michaelson
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I'm incredibly shy: except, when I'm writing. Because I grew up Jewish, I think I have a different view of God (no kidding, right). God was Mean, Nasty, Vengeful, and always had this intense love/hate issue with the Jews. So I've always had sort of an attitude with Him, and it usually wasn't very good. Then I met Jesus, and I liked Him. But the Christians say that Jesus sits on the Right Seat of God....? So I always picture the Two of Them kibbitzing about me, and getting in a lot of arguments. Jews don't call God "Father", and don't have a clue about Jesus, or the Holy Spirit. I enjoy arguing with God, a lot. It's fun, though it can be quite exhausting. I have a lot of issues with Him, and I know it is reflected in my writing. Jesus, and the Horrible Old Testament God, just can't be the Same Person. And where does the Holy Spirit fit in? What does He do, anyway? I picture the Three of Them having a Staff Meeting, every afternoon about four o'clock. And, the Holy Spirit is always late because He has to come up through Earth's atmosphere to the Throne Room, and the traffic is awful. The Holy Spirit is disorganized, air-headed, and rather absent-minded. I don't understand the Holy Spirit, at all. Who does?
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11/20/14 The Weekly Challenge Coming of Age 15 Free to Share
11/15/14 When Jesus Calls, it is Hard to Ignore Him 47 For Sale
11/12/14 The Cholera Pill 32 For Sale
11/10/14 Julie the Jew 38 For Sale
10/23/14 Would you deny Jesus to save your life? 44 For Sale
10/21/14 Fish Oil Gummy Bears 53 For Sale
10/21/14 The Irreverent Rambler 48 For Sale
10/20/14 I am human, hear me roar 69 For Sale
10/18/14 What if you just put on that hazmat suit and you suddenly had to go to the bathroom? 59 For Sale
09/16/14 The Day that Robert Melted 37 For Sale
09/07/14 Fifty Shades of God 83 For Sale
09/04/14 One hell of a gutzy American lady 52 For Sale
09/01/14 Is Darwin in Heaven? 44 For Sale
09/01/14 A Match Made In Heaven 52 For Sale
08/25/14 Beheading ISIS 80 For Sale
08/25/14 A Bedtime Snack for Satan 168 For Sale
08/24/14 ISIS Islam Sliding Into Satan 59 For Sale
08/18/14 Why Terrorists Can't Get a Date 59 For Sale
08/13/14 Seeing God Through Rose Colored Glasses 93 For Sale
08/12/14 A beloved American who made us all laugh 58 Free to Share
08/11/14 Jesus Is Calling 63 For Sale
08/06/14 Common sense is like toilet paper, you have to take it out of the wrapper in order to use it 66 For Sale
06/02/14 Praying for Women in Muslim Countries 87 For Sale
05/10/14 The only woman in the history of mankind who spoke Yiddish with a North Carolina accent 95 Not For Sale
05/08/14 My Mother is Beautiful 86 Not For Sale
05/07/14 Mother's Day 114 For Sale
04/30/14 Cleaning litter boxes wearing a 7 karat diamond 93 Free to Share
04/20/14 The Empty Chair 116 For Sale
04/17/14 Flossing and Praying 97 For Sale
04/16/14 Evergreen 99 For Sale
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