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Name: Julie Michaelson
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I'm incredibly shy: except, when I'm writing. Because I grew up Jewish, I think I have a different view of God (no kidding, right). God was Mean, Nasty, Vengeful, and always had this intense love/hate issue with the Jews. So I've always had sort of an attitude with Him, and it usually wasn't very good. Then I met Jesus, and I liked Him. But the Christians say that Jesus sits on the Right Seat of God....? So I always picture the Two of Them kibbitzing about me, and getting in a lot of arguments. Jews don't call God "Father", and don't have a clue about Jesus, or the Holy Spirit. I enjoy arguing with God, a lot. It's fun, though it can be quite exhausting. I have a lot of issues with Him, and I know it is reflected in my writing. Jesus, and the Horrible Old Testament God, just can't be the Same Person. And where does the Holy Spirit fit in? What does He do, anyway? I picture the Three of Them having a Staff Meeting, every afternoon about four o'clock. And, the Holy Spirit is always late because He has to come up through Earth's atmosphere to the Throne Room, and the traffic is awful. The Holy Spirit is disorganized, air-headed, and rather absent-minded. I don't understand the Holy Spirit, at all. Who does?
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09/16/14 The Day that Robert Melted 14 For Sale
09/07/14 Fifty Shades of God 43 For Sale
09/04/14 One hell of a gutzy American lady 32 For Sale
09/01/14 Is Darwin in Heaven? 28 For Sale
09/01/14 A Match Made In Heaven 35 For Sale
08/25/14 Beheading ISIS 43 For Sale
08/25/14 A Bedtime Snack for Satan 87 For Sale
08/24/14 ISIS Islam Sliding Into Satan 39 For Sale
08/18/14 Why Terrorists Can't Get a Date 40 For Sale
08/13/14 Seeing God Through Rose Colored Glasses 57 For Sale
08/12/14 A beloved American who made us all laugh 33 Free to Share
08/11/14 Jesus Is Calling 43 For Sale
08/06/14 Common sense is like toilet paper, you have to take it out of the wrapper in order to use it 50 For Sale
06/02/14 Praying for Women in Muslim Countries 63 For Sale
05/10/14 The only woman in the history of mankind who spoke Yiddish with a North Carolina accent 75 Not For Sale
05/08/14 My Mother is Beautiful 68 Not For Sale
05/07/14 Mother's Day 95 For Sale
04/30/14 Cleaning litter boxes wearing a 7 karat diamond 76 Free to Share
04/20/14 The Empty Chair 89 For Sale
04/17/14 Flossing and Praying 74 For Sale
04/16/14 Evergreen 77 For Sale
04/13/14 The Lord of the Rings 69 For Sale
04/09/14 Whatever happened to the Palm Sunday donkey? 134 For Sale
04/03/14 Noah and the Curse of the Third Cat 87 For Sale
04/02/14 God is not Dead but soon you will be 81 For Sale
03/24/14 Did Jesus have DNA? 100 For Sale
03/17/14 Bang 58 For Sale
03/17/14 Happy Saint Patty's Day 81 For Sale
03/05/14 Here Comes The Bride 108 For Sale
03/05/14 Raining Manna 73 For Sale
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