TITLE: Church Church Church By Dean Herring 01/13/05 |
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A Church.
B Church.
C Church.
D Wait!
A We can’t!
B Church.
C Church.
D Stop!
A We won’t!
B Church.
C Church.
D Look!
A Where?
D Jesus.
B We are!
C Amen.
A Church.
B Church.
C Church.
D Listen!
A What to?
D Jesus.
B We hear.
C Amen.
D What’s He saying?
A What?
D What’s He saying?
B John 3:16.
C Amen.
A Amen (C looks at A)
D James 1:22.
B What?
D Don’t just listen and do nothing.
C Amen (A & B look at C)
D Well?
A What?
D Will you?
B What?
D Do it!
A We are.
B Praise the Lord.
C Amen.
D You are what?
A Doing it.
B What? (B & C look at A)
C Amen?
D (helpfully) Loving people?
A (relieved) Yes!
B Definitely.
C Amen.
D How?
A (smugly) We pray.
C Amen.
D They can’t eat prayer.
B (even more smugly) We pray in faith
C Amen.
D They can’t wear faith.
A Ummm?
B Welll?
C Ahhh?
A&B …men?
C What? Oh yeah! Amen!
D Matthew 25:31
A Yes?
B (cleverly) Sheep and goats.
D (approvingly) Yes.
A (annoyed) Well?
B Good sheep.
C Bad goats
D Yes.
A (more annoyed) And?
B Left and right.
C Heaven and Hell.
D Right.
C …Heaven. Left Hell.
D Yes right.
C …Heaven. Left He…
A Shut up!
D Anyway.
A Feed the hungry.
B Visit the prisoners.
C Look after the sick.
A Clothe those that need clothes.
B Give the thirsty something to drink.
C Amen.
D Well?
A I don’t feel called.
B No not my calling.
C Amen.
D Anything you didn’t do for one of my people you didn’t do for me.
A ssssssshhh.
B We want to pray.
C Amen.
D I’ll join you.
A Maybe later.
B Bye.
C Bye.
D Goodbye.
A Church.
B Church
C Church.
A Church.
B Church
C Church.
Lights down.
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