Obama is my Shepherd, I will not want.
He leads me besides still factories and businesses.
He restores my faith in conservatism and the Republican Party.
He guides me in the path of destitution and unemployment.
Yes, though I walk through the valley
Of the Bread line, I will not starve to death.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes and debt.
My expenses run over my income.
Surely poverty and hard living will follow me
All the days of his term.
From this day forward we will live all the days of our lives
In rented mobile homes with an overseas landlord down by the river!