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Ergophobic¡¦s Creed
„« I believe that if anything is worth doing, someone else would have already done it.
„« I will never do more than is absolutely necessary except to avoid more work or find more suitable, logical excuses.
„« I will never, ever work my tush off without a life time consideration.
„« I will meet all of my deadlines in direct proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from delaying or completely missing the work.
„« I firmly believe that delayed work effort makes those not suffering from ergophobia develop new, astounding technologies and a reprieve from my work obligations.
„« I truly believe that work deadlines are unreasonable abominations regardless of amount of reasonable, rational time given to complete them.
„« At first if you don¡¦t succeed, delegate! Let somebody else do it!
„« I shall always decide not to decide! Unless somebody else decides to decide!
„« I will never begin, take the initiative, volunteer, or accept any additional tasks or tasks that someone else more capable can do! That is everyone else!
„« I will put off all work until tomorrow¡Kand tomorrow¡Kand¡Kforever and forever!
Don¡¦t work too hard! Ya¡¦ hear now!
Stephen A. Peterson, 2003
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