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A Fun Little Song, N0 Subl1m1n4l M3ss4g3s
by Jacob Gibson
01/17/09
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Listen, my friend, and I will sing a fun little song for YOU.
I sure do hope that you WILL like it like a bottle of fruity scented shampoo.
You donít need to BUY tickets to hear me sing, THIS tune is completely free.
A silly little SONG FOR everyone to give LOTS OF joy for you and me.

(chorus) Sandwich, sandwich, pickles and tomatoes, ketchup and mustard too. A skunk and a raccoon, possum and a beaver, skibby dibby scooby doo. Shoes and ships and celing wax, cabbages and kings, barbecue ribs and barbecue pork chops, french fries and chicken wings. King kong, ping-pong, ding dong, Hong kong, jabberwocky, bandersnatch. Long Johns, beryllium bronze, swan in a tanning salon, a bad itch that you canít scratch.

MONEY donít mean a thing to me, I just want to make you smile.
This has no point AND it has no meaning, but itís got a really catchy style.
LISTEN, my friend, TO what Iím singing, I hope youíll sing along
IT donít matter if we sing FOREVER, itís that kind of special song.

(chorus) Emerald, sapphire, tanzanite, diamond, topaz, aquamarine. Loch ness monster, bigfoot, mothman, creatures that Iíve often seen. Stegosaurus, brontosaurus, camptosaurus, hardrosaurus, Yoshi, tyrannosaurus rex. Triceps, biceps, gluteus maximus, abdomen, and very strong pecs.

Elituf si ecnatsiser. Srallod fo sdnasuoht em evig dna sgnos erom etirw ot em geb lliw uoy. Dlrow eht ni retirwgnos tseb eht ma I.

Roses, petunias, dandelions, violets, sunflowers, forget-me-nots. Door step, doorknobs, door bells, door mice, door prize, the rest I forgot. Poodle eating parsnip, fat cats doing jumping jacks, a parakeet is in my hair. Cows and chickens make me laugh, your llama needs a bubble bath, grizzly bears are running down stairs.

Elituf si ecnatsiser. Yas I revetahw od dna tnediserp rour sa em tcele lliw uoy.

Listen, my friend, and I will sing a fun little song for you. Woooooooooooo.

If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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