Setting: an office. Five employees are seated at a table with phones on it. Each phone begins to ring simaltaneously.
Employee 1: (Speaking into phone): Don't worry sir those reports will be sent out today. What's that See you at the Livery? No, I said Express delivery.
Employee 2: (Puts feet up on table as he answers his call) Hey Bob, how are ya doing? Wife and Kids are great, No I did not take them to the zoo. No we did not move to Kalamazoo, that's in Michigan. (annoyed) No, I do not have the flu. (turns to employee 1)Can you keep it down?
Employee 3: (Very excited) That's right Bonnie, Chad found out that Melissa was sleeping with Roy. Later, Chad found out that Melissa was cheating on Roy with Chad's brother. Well he flew into a jealous rage. No not Paige, I said rage there's no one named Paige on that show. (Turns to Employee 1 and 2): Can you keep it down I am on a very important call.
Employee 4: I missed the end of the game last night, what was the final score? (Sarcastically) No I did not say Dinosaur, I said score. (Annoyed turns to other employees) Keep the noise down I can't hear anything with all of you prattling on like a bunch of wild hyenas.
Employee 5: (Surprised): Who did you say was calling? Just a minute please. (Gets up and walks to CS) ok I am listening God. Can You Hear Me Now? Good.
If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW
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