The rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated.
When we heard you had finally embraced the cross
And were willing to die to your flesh, we were ecstatic
Sadly, the trail of sin that follows you indicates
Those rumors proved untrue.
We await however, with great expectation the day you
Finally embrace your own place on the cross
And die to this world and all its pleasures.
Remember son, even Christ, the captain of your salvation
Was made perfect by the things which He suffered
And He was without sin.