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MOMNESIA
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03/28/08
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Momnesia

Running late
What will I do?

Have to get
Back home by two.

All six kids
Are in the van,

Denny,Bruce
And sister Ann,

Marsha,Donald
And little Nick.

Buckle up
And make it quick.

First stop
Kids, get in line.

Have to
Pay this parking fine.

Counting Heads,
We've got all five,

Now get in,
I have to drive,

Across town
Your heads to shear.

Finished that,
Four kids are here.

Now we're
Heading to the bank.

Stopping here
To fill the tank.

Somethings wrong
What could it be?

Kids are
Here, I counted three.

Groceries bought,
To make a stew.

Counting kids,
There's one and two.

Bills are paid,
I'm finally done.

Have to get
My little one.

Heading home
We're getting near.

I wonder why
The cops are here?


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Judy Wilson 28 Mar 2008
VERY GOOD... LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL... THIS IS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES AND I ONLY HAD TWO !
Connie Allen 28 Mar 2008
Love it!!! And some husbands think all their wives do is eat bon-bons and watch soap operas. Let them try doing her job from time to time. Thank you so much for sharing this. I had to laugh some and laughter is good for us. GOD BLESS YOU
Joanne Sher  28 Mar 2008
You know all those goofy smileys on the boards? The laughing ones, the rolling on the floor ones, all those? Well, put them all here in this comment. I LOVE this - and am so glad you posted it here.




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