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Dear Mr. President,

How you doing? I hope things are well with you and your family. Sure is getting cold here in the eastern states, isn’t it? I saw some pictures of the White house the other day. Looks like you folks are ready for a great Christmas…oops, I mean holiday season.

Things here are not so bad either. I am grateful for the social security disability I get to live on. Shucks, what with my wife’s social security benefits added to my disability, we take in $1,800.00 a month. We can make it because we live within our means. Christmas…rats, I said it again…well, this holiday will be especially bright for us because God…oops, my higher power has been so good to us. We were able to share a little of what we have with others less fortunate than us because He…uh, you know who I am talking about, has seen that we don’t go lacking bread.

I see that you, along with your cronies might send five billion dollars to the Palestinian folks way over there in the Middle East. I sure hope they don’t suck it into their ever growing Swiss bank accounts, again. I don’t mind my hard earned tax dollars helping those less fortunate than I, but I am concerned that that five billion won’t make life here in the U S of A any better for us who give up so much so you can play Santa to folks who don’t believe in the giving spirit of Santa or the God this country was founded on. Yep…that God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

I sure hope this letter doesn’t offend anyone. Golly, it’s so hard to be politically correct when one sees their country’s sweat equity going into the pockets of those who use it to murder our volunteer service men and women and the good people we used to support in the small areas of the Middle East.

I just got charged $110.00 for a 30-day supply of my heart medicine because my insurance has hit the donut hole, what ever that is. Hum…Wonder if those Palestinian leaders know what that donut hole is?

Well, don’t let me cause you any grief this Christmas…my, it’s so hard not to say that, I mean this holiday season. Say, to what does that holiday season refer to anyway? It sure can get confusing today.

Mr. President, I sure hope you and the misses have a great………………….(fill in the blank) and don’t worry about the likes of me. We have a Father who sees to our needs. Fact is, He is sending His Son to gather us up for a real festival in Heaven, any time now. Wish you could make it.

Got to go for now. Be blessed, or…whatever.

Lucian Thompson

About The Author
Lucian Thompson is the Associate Pastor, with Trinity Christian Fellowship, a non-denominational church in Virginia Beach, Virginia, where the old time Gospel is good enough for us. He is currently working on a Master of Ministry degree and an avid student of Eschatology with major thrust of ministry geared in Outreach. He has written a fictional book titled, “Cop Out”, based on his experience as a former Chief of Police as related to the premise, “what if he were still a cop and the Rapture happened?” It is now posted as an e-book on Wisdom Farms at: http://www.wisdomfarms.com ./Look under SIMPLE LIVING and under INSPRIRATIONS FROM THE PASTOR for a free download. Web-site: http://www.trinitychristianfellowship.net ./


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