ODE to the J.B.C. LOSERS
My tribute to: Joni & Sue
By: Hungry unkledave
September 21, 2007
SHRINKING IN BULK AND GROWING IN GRACE,
WILL BE EASIER DONE DOWN ON OUR FACE.
AT HIS FEET WE'LL LEARN OF HIM, AND
IT'LL BE HARD TO EAT SO WE'LL GET THIN.
A LOSE / WIN SITUATION FOR US ALL,
PLEASE JOIN US HEAR OUR BECKON CALL.
SIS' JONI'S STEW WILL MAKE US THIN,
SIS' SUZIE'S STUDY WILL HELP US WIN
SO JOIN US WEEKLY ON THURSDAY NIGHT,
TOGETHER WE CAN WIN THE FIGHT.
WE'LL BATTLE AGAINST THE EVIL ONE,
AND SEND THOSE POUNDS AWAY,ON THE RUN.
A BIBLE AND ONE CAN OF FOOD,
WILL HELP YOU LEARN AND SET THE MOOD.
THE BIBLE WILL HELP US NOT FORGET,
THE FOOD, IS FOR OUR WRITER FRIEND,
WHO HASEN'T SOLD A DARN THING YET.
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Dave - please send the shuttle bus to pick me up. I'll be waiting right outside the drive this thursday night.
Get some sleep, my friend, you are talking to yourself again.
Love ya,
Clyde
DAVE...COMIC WEIGHT LOSS...PROFOUND IDEA...GREAT WRITING AT AN EARLY HOUR...GO GET MORE SLEEP..."GREAT JOB" (he said as he patted himself on the back while trying to drink coffee with his other hand) Oh well...gotta get yet another new keypad...
