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What do I call You?
by Julie Michaelson
09/07/07
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For I am the Lord
your God,
the Holy One of Israel,
your Savior.
[Isaiah 43:3]
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"Lord?"

"What, child."

"Do I really need a Savior?"

"You tell Me."

"Well.....I don't KNOW.
I mean, how stuff have
I DONE, anyhow?"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"Well.
(pause)
Yeah, Lord; I can remember,
one time - this was, like, years ago -
when my landlord asked me
if I had a cat, downstairs
in my apartment."

[NOD.]

"I told him,
'No."

[SILENCE.]

"I actually had two."

[SOLEMN NOD.]

"But......like, that's
about it.
(silence)
That was IT, Lord."

"Ah. I see."

"I think that's pretty
good, for a half of
century - and -
a year, Lord."

[NOD.]
"Child, to Whom are
you speaking?"

"Eh......You know.....YOU."

"And, Who is That,
My precious?"

"Uh, well......some people
call You, Jesus."

"And, what do you
call Me, child?"

"Eh......my Landlord, Upstairs?"

[LAUGH]

"Hey, Lord?"

"Yes, My child?"

(silence)
"It was really three."

[NOD.]

"And, that wasn't counting
the one out on the balcony."

"I love you, child."

(silence)
"Lord?"

"Yes, little one?"

"I guess I need a Savior."
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.....You shall know that I,
the Lord,
am your Savior
and your Redeemer,
the Mighty One of Jacob.
[Isaiah 60:16]

If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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Joyce Reed 08 Sep 2007
Hahaha, good one. Keep writing. God bless you. Only Joy




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