#10 Turned down AGAIN for professional wrestling gig
#9 Can never get that “Yul Brenor” look
#8 Beating up wimpy Philistines just doesn’t have that “edge” anymore.
#7 Delilah not “all that”
#6 Have to endure schoolkid’s taunting chants of “Hippy Man, Hippy Man”
#5 Israelite chicks go for “buzz cut” look these days
#4 Chasing down 300 foxes gets hard on the back
#3 Stupid “No Drinking Nazarite Code” keeps me away from the best bars
#2 Israelites get all angry when I charge fee for autographs
And the #1 Sampson Pet Peeve:
#1 Television networks rejected “Sampson’s In The House” reality show concept
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