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Lord, can You explain LOST to me?
by Julie Michaelson
05/05/07
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But a stupid man
will get understanding,
when a wild ass's colt
is born a man.........
[Job 11:12]
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"Lord?"

"What, My child."

"What does this mean?"

"Why do you ask."

"Well.....actually I was looking
for something to go with 'LOST',
but...."

"Ah, yes, child.
I see."

"I don't mean 'LOST'
in a Biblical way, Lord,
I mean...."

"Yes. I know, My child."

"You DO? You mean
YOU'VE SEEN
that show, Lord?
I had no idea...!"

"I see everything, child."

"Oy. Oy gah veld!
All that nonsense is
really not worth Your
time, Lord!
It's so STUPID!"

[MIRTHFUL SILENCE.]

"What IS that show about,
anyway? Have You figured
it out, Lord? Remember
the Yiddish expression,
'Only God knows!'? Well,
that's what we all say
about this show, Lord.
Only YOU know what is
going on."

[SERIOUS NOD.]

"Who are those 'Others',
anyway? And, how
come they all live these
big, modern houses while
the rest of the scruffy,
sweaty guys are all
running around the woods?
Why, Lord?"

"It is a mystery, My child."

"Yeah. I know what You
mean, Lord. But, I
enjoy watching it with
my friends. I guess
that is what it's all
about."

"Yes, My precious."

"Wow, Lord!
I didn't realize that
You even watch TV,
Lord! That's WEIRD!"

"It is, My daughter.
You have no idea."

"Hey, Lord;
do You remember
'I Dream of Jeannie'?
That was really
cute, wasn't it?"

[PATIENT NOD.]

"Everything's just too
violent, and disgusting,
nowadays, Lord. But,
I guess that just means
we're gettin' toward the
end, huh?"

"The end of what, My precious."

(Whisper.)
"YOU know, Lord!
THE..................END!"

"Ah. I see.
Well, that is for
Me to know, child,
not you."

"I don't know, Lord.
Maybe, we should just
end it all, before TV gets
any worse!"

"That is a thought, Mein kinder."

"Anyhow, I think that's kind of
cool - I mean,
You watching 'LOST',
and everything."

"Good night, My child."
[SMILE.]
And, don't forget to say
your prayers."

"I won't, Lord!
I promise!"
*****************************
Surely, I am too stupid
to be a man.
I have not the understanding
of a man.
I have not learned wisdom,
nor have I knowledge
of the Holy One.
[Proverbs 30:2-3]


To Irene, Kevin, Samantha, Sara
& Ernest



















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