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Bottoms Up
by Barbara Dorner
07/18/03
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Some say that alcohol leads you to sin,
And that Heaven would never let drunkards come in,
But I know for a fact, that drinking is fine,
Because God himself, was an acquaintance of mine,
And although we've parted,
And we've, sorta lost touch,
I am sure, he respects what I say very much,
So come have a drink, here at Lucifer's Bar,
No dress code inforced,
You just come as you are,
I do not play favorites,
White collar, or blue,
Just reach for a stool,
And a dollar or two,
Man, woman, child,
I do not really care,
Black, white, or red,
You may all have your share,
The Brandy, the whiskey,
The Scotch on the rocks,
A shot of Tequila,
To knock off your socks,
And an icy cold beer,
In a big frosted glass,
Will make you look great,
It will give you some class,
It will take away all of your problems,
And mine,
Then we'll wash it all down,
With a big glass of wine,
Now, what was that friend?
I didn't catch what you said,
You feel light in your loafers,
And thick in your head,
Your rational thinking, is slipping away,
You are burning with rage,
And now, someone must pay,
I agree, don't you see,
Yes, one hundred percent,
You are on the right track,
It was money well spent,
It is time for a refill,
Or possibly two,
And I'll buy,
Since I'm feeling quite partial to you,
Now take one to go, in this big plastic cup,
"Toast" to your future my friend, Bottoms' up!


If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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B Brenton 31 Dec 2005
This is awesome Barb! Really a hoot. Hope it did get published. :D
Deborah Porter  01 Aug 2003
Another one that mixes your wonderful sense of humour with a very good message. Well done Barbara. Had to smile when I read Violet's comment because Dr. Seuss is my favourite kind of poetry ;-) With love, Deb
Violet Nesdoly 18 Jul 2003
Enjoyed this! Lines 4 & 7 set this poem's ironic tone. (Rhyme and rhythm remind me of Dr. Seuss.)




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