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When life won't give you a break
by lauren finchum
11/04/06
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There are some things in life that are silly, but always seem to annoy.

Like when you pour a whole bowl of cereal, then go to the fridge and there only enough milk to barely moisten the cereal.

Or this one–ladies, I know you’ll know how this is–you find these really great jeans, but when you go to button them, they won’t. . .even though they fit you bum and legs perfect.

How ‘bout this, you go to the salon and the lady says “I know what you want” then you pay 40 bucks for her to prove she DIDN’T know what you wanted, and now you have to wait a month before showing your face in public.

I like it when you’re watching a movie or reading, and it’s getting to the good part. . .when the phone rings and it’s a recording telling you to “hold on the line”. Yeah, you called me and I’m going hold on the line to hear recording on how to save on my mortgage–which I don’t have because I rent.
Right.
Of course, you hand up, and the they call back five seconds later–you can’t get them to stop calling.

My favorite is when you’re in the shower all nice and warm, and realize you don’t have your razor refill.
You have to get out and freeze trying to find it.

But One that never lets me down.
God.
He’s always there, always listening, and always knows right where that razor refill is.
He’s always your friend, even when you get sick of yourself!
I know he loves me! As the Psalm says “His love endures forever”. . .gee. . .that’s a long time!

(c) 2006


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Kingdom Citizen 16 Dec 2007
“His love endures forever”. Amen.




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