Christian Tennis Article Intercepted by Satanic News Press Release
by Scott Paschal
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In this expose I will scrutinize statements made by the pathetic human creature, Scott Paschal, the founder of the bizarre international Christian tennis association.
This human scum preposterously claims he is qualified to be a minister for God.
My name is Filbobjefjim, a demon and a follower of Lucifer, the “shining one,” as this name proclaims.
I have been around since I was spoken into existence by God, whom I now know is phony. My purpose is to be a foot soldier of demonic activity on earth for Master Lord Satan.
My comprehension of every word in the Bible is much vaster than the majority of Christian humans, and I have billions of associates just as myself.
Quite honestly, well over 100 demons like me are purposefully positioned in the life of every single Christian human by our ruler, Master Lord Satan, to attempt to destroy their disgusting witness for the proven liar, Jesus Christ.
I will now show you an article I fortunately intercepted, which was written by the hypocrite, Scott Paschal, who has fanatically committed himself to telling the world about the lies of Jesus Christ.
Here is this manipulative Christian’s article. After you read his perverted lies, I, Filbobjefjim, though a lowly Level 3 demon, yet now hoping my interception of this letter will help raise me to a Level 2, will be back later to show you the truth as has been shown to me by my Master.
The intercepted message from this Christian human scum begins now…
This is Scott Paschal, Director of the International Christian Tennis Association, www.christiantennis.net.
So great to have you drop by, and welcome to our little sports ministry which is boldly proclaiming the Good News of Jesus Christ through the sport of tennis!
To assist our efforts, please feel free to make copies of this article and hand it out at junior tennis tournaments worldwide.
This article can serve as a Christian tract. You can greatly help influence the direction of tennis in a positive way by becoming proactive with our Christian tennis ministry. You, too, can follow the Great Commission as written in Mathew 28 of the Bible!
Did you know that history has shown that the Bible is the indestructible Word of God?
You see, the Roman emperor Diocletian (A.D. 245-313) decreed in A.D. 303 that every Bible should be destroyed.
He had been told that if he could destroy the Bible he would destroy Christianity because “Christians are a people of the Book.”
Feeling he had succeeded, Diocletian raised a column with the inscription in Latin: “Extincto nomene Christianorum” (the name of Christian is extinguished).
Yet, Constantine succeeded him and in the year A.D. 312 replaced the pagan symbols with the symbol of the cross.
This remarkable change took place in less than ten years!
Neat stuff, huh!?
I remember not too long ago when I decided to follow the big dream God placed in my heart, which was to share the Good News of Salvation through faith in Jesus internationally through the sport of tennis.
Some people thought I was crazy and told me to my face it would never work.
In addition, as my Christian tennis academy began receiving female students who had been abused by sexual predator pedophiles posing as a Christian men, my young tennis ministry began being slandered, and my personal reputation and integrity attacked as I fought these pedophiles in defense of these abused female junior tennis players!
Yet, what Satan sought to destroy by working through these predator pedophiles, God used for His glory!
The International Christian Tennis Association, my big dream, grew and grew and was blessed indeed.
And these precious girls God led to our tennis ministry have achieved victory in Him!
Now ICTA has mission trips to famous professional tennis tournaments where we reach hundreds of thousands of attendees for Him!
In addition, ICTA has a membership base in over 1500 cities in 50 countries worldwide. That is so cool to me.
And, of course, we have our ICTA Women's Pro Tennis Team missionaries traveling internationally on the ITF and WTA pro tours, and so much more… all of this has happened in less than 10 years! Awesome.
On with my story…
Fourteen hundred years after Constantine, the French atheist Voltaire (1694-1778) boasted, “One hundred years from my date there will not be a Bible in the earth except on that is looked upon by an antiquarian curiosity seeker.”
Twenty years after the death of Voltaire, the Geneva Bible Society purchased his house for printing the Bible.
It later became the Paris headquarters for the British and Foreign Bible Society, which stored and distributed Bibles throughout Europe.
“The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand forever.” (Isa. 40:8).
I love this!
Voltaire’s own house!
How fun is that thought!?
As God has shaped and molded me for service in His army of Christian warriors here on earth, I have come to have a deep appreciation for His power, His glory, and His might.
We serve an amazing God who loves us. He created us in His image!
We are children of God.
No matter what situation you face, know God is ready to weather the storm with you.
This world is simply our training ground.
This is where He develops us for what is to come. It is also where we build up our treasure in heaven.
To me, it is exciting to be in the battle.
To see spiritual warfare exploding into real life all around us. To personally witness Bible promises become realiy.
I am so honored to be used by Him for His purpose.
Until next time…
May God bless and keep you!
Christian Warrior for Christ!
Ps. Please keep our Christian tennis missionaries, Rachel and Melody Snelen, in your prayers.
Oh, this is so sickening…. I, Filbobjefjim, promise to Satan that I will work to destroy this useless Jesus freak who dares to allege the liar Jesus is the savior of man.
Voltaire was a good man, but he was fragile.
Too weak to be properly used by Lord Pedaphilinjaile, even though a strong Level 2 demon, Angreed, was assigned to him.
Poor Angreed, I am glad I am not him. His punishment was severe, as he and his satanic foot soldiers could not stop the Bible from further spreading its lies.
Under the command of my superior, Lord Pedaphilinjaile, who is a powerful Level 1 demon answering directly to Lord Master Satan himself, I am honored to have the opportunity to prove my worthiness as a demonic foot soldier.
This pathetic creature, Scott Paschal, will soon see my wrath as I assemble my fellow troops and follow Lord Pedaphilinjaile as he mightily wages war against this ridiculous Christian tennis ministry and the thousands of humans they meet.
I will keep all of you up updated with my Satanic News Press Releases.
Off now I go, merrily scurrying to more internet chat rooms where I love to work while manipulating others into seeing the facts my way.
These human scum so love gossip and rumors, even many of the Christ-following fools we work to keep in the dark….
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Coach Paschal. This really gets your attention! I think sometimes we, as Christians tend to forget we are in a very real spiritual warfare, and that Satan and his demons are real and out there daily striking blows against Godâ€™s children. It is good to be reminded of this sometimes. I think if all of us Christians need to put our armor on daily, watch and pray for strength against spiritual attacks, and then actively engage the enemy whenever and wherever he strikes. It sounds like the missionaries at the International Christian Tennis Academy are training to fight the good fight against Satan in addition to training in tennis.