Humor

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George and Joey

Where the action is: The front of our house
Who are the players?: George and Joey
What in the world is happening?: The Trashmen Cometh
Time: 9AM, trash truck comes to our house, on time and George and Joey get out and go up to the containers.

{Whats to know: A wee bit of history, my version of getting the trash in real time, is putting the heavy trash in the monster can so that the Trash Truck can hook onto it and put it in the truck. My husband says that is not the case, because the trash men must pick it up themselves, so, this is my Over The Top version of how it really gets taken.}

George: "Hey Joey, ready to get the trash?"
Joey: "Gheesh George, I dunno."
George: "Oh come on man, it's a great day!"
George: "Here, you take the Monster Can and I will take the 2 Little Cans."
Joey: {Opens the top of the Monster Container and peers into it.}
Joey: "Oh no George it's full, full I tell ya!"
George: "Don't worry man, the bags are Feather Lite, no problem!"
Joey: "Gosh George, I dunno."
George: {Shakes his head while looking into the Little Cans before him.}
George: "Hey Joey, check this out!"
George: {Huffs and puffs, then moves both feet about 2 feet apart. He then places both hands on one of the handles on one of the Little Cans, and starts to go round and round in circles.}
George: "Whee!! This is fun, hey Joey, look!!"
Joey: { Starts to pick up a Feather Lite Bag, and breaks a nail on his left hand.}
Joey: "Oh George, oh man, I'm hurt!! Gosh darn! Ow, ow, ow!!" {Starts hopping up and down and turns in mid jump to see what George is doing.}
George: "Watch me Joey!" {After going in circles for about 5 full turns, lets go of the trash can handle with both hands, which lands the can nice as you plase in the back of the truck. Whump!}
George: "Oh man, what a head rush, did you see that? Wow, I feel on top of the world, whoo hooo! Joey, you should try this out!"
Joey: "Gosh George, I don't feel so good."
George: "Oh come on Joey, those bags are easy. You can do it, just pick us each bag with one finger and flick them into the back of the truck."
Joey: {Holds onto his left hand with his right hand, Joey's feeling faint!}
George: {Meanwhile, George is pumped up to do the next Power Toss!}
George: "Joey, look, my 2nd time, oh yeah!"
George: {George flexs his muscles, stands with both feet apart like he did for the first toss, and grabs the handle of the 2nd Little Can, and goes round and round in circles with it, getting giddy as he goes into his 5th turn.}
George: "Joey, hey Joey, look man, here I go!"
Joey: {Thinks to himself, "I'll never get out of here alive!"}
George: {Lets go of the 2nd Little Can by its handle and makes a 2nd toss into the back of the trash truck. Whump!}
Joey: "Um George, I don't feel so good!"
George: "Here I am Joey." {He puts a bag on each finger, and flicks them all at once into the back of the truck and they get ready to leave.}

Act two: In the truck...
George: "Wow Joey, I am soooo pumped up after tossing those Little Cans, I feel great! Let's go somewhere else and do this again!"
Joey: "Gheesh George, I dunno. You think maybe I need to go home and rest till I am ok? I'm in a lot of pain here!! I think I'm going to pass out."
George: {George looks at Joey and shakes his head as they drive off, feeling awesome!}
George: "Yahoo!!"

Epilogue: These guys really don't have a hook to pick up the Monster Can. So, I have been putting the heavy bags in the Little Cans and the heavier ones in the Smaller ones.

Mary Bryant
August 22, 2006
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