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The Home for Christian Writers!   Song Lyrics PLEASE ENCOURAGE THE AUTHOR BY COMMENTING   LEAVE COMMENT ON ARTICLE   SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE   HIRE THIS WRITER REPORT ARTICLE  TRACK THIS AUTHOR  ADD TO MY FAVORITES   Ode to Edgar Allen Hemmingway by david grant 08/10/06 For Sale Author requests article critique  SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE  HIRE THIS WRITER Tweet Ode To Edgar Allen Hemmingway dum. Bum. BUM. SLAM! Stubbed my pencil ripped the paper blew out my best eraser too I'm down in the valley writing sentences so low even Poe would be horrified. Flattened my keyboard bent the "b" key back to "v" and sent the "enter" key flying too! I'm in down the valley typing prose so stark and heavy even Hemingway would be beggin' me to stop I need all the kings editors and all the kings pubs to put my ink pen back together again. I need you to tell me I write good again or just plain tell me to stop and go back to my day job at Pops. I'm down in the valley imaginin' Pulitzer prize but creatin' mud pies with stanza made of frap. BUM. Dum. dum. dam. If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW Read more articles by david grant or search for articles on the same topic or others. Like reading Christian Articles? Check out some more options. Read articles in Free Reprints, Main Site Articles, Most Read Articles or our highly acclaimed Challenge Articles. JOIN US at FaithWriters for Free. Grow as a Writer and Spread the Gospel. The opinions expressed by authors do not necessarily reflect the opinion of FaithWriters.com.   This article has been read 668 times     < Previous | Next > Member Comments Member Date Marilyn Schnepp  11 Sep 2006 Dumb me. I didn't look up to see that this was "Song Lyrics" before I read it; but now that I know...not bad; but don't be down in the dumps - you are my inspiration, your dry wit, your Awards, your usual happy disposition. I have a quesion 4 u...but don't know where to contact you. Cheer up, you can buy a new pencil, and get a new eraser. dum, dum, dum dum da. TRUST JESUS TODAY ALL SINS FORGIVEN Free Audio Bible 500 Plus Languages Faith Comes By Hearing.com

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