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RADIO SCRIPT Master Yoda Fries Guy
by David Ian
08/08/06
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MASTER YODA: FRIES GUY
By David Ian

CAST OF CHARACTERS

GUY
YODA VOICE

(SFX: Car driving up, stopping, static spurt )

GUY: óHello? Uh, for my order, Iíll have a cheese burger and a large cola please...

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Fries with that you want?

GUY: Yeah -- Hey! Are you Yoda?

YODA VOICE: (long pause) (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Yoda I not be.

GUY: I'm sure of it, you're Yoda!

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Mistaken you are.

GUY: Hey, Yoda! Whattya doin 'here?

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) To the first window you drive--

GUY: 'Smatter? Movie gig not work out for you?

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Anything else for you can I get?

GUY: Yeah! Can I have a little extra FORCE on the side (heh heh)

YODA VOICE: (dangerous pause) (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Smarty-pants, you look! When 300 year-old out of work muppet YOU BE, see if you can get better job than "Fries Guy" at Flippy Burger hmm?

GUY: Hey, look, I didn't mean anything--

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Moment-one you are Lucas' star, moment-next tossed over for no-talent Jar-Jar hmmm? Like it, see if you do, smarty.

GUY: Look, I'll, --

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Started not get me on that Jar-Jar hack! Everything down hill go since then!

GUY: --I'll, Iíll take the fries with that meal.

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Happens, next thing, only appearances in North Dakota shopping mall available gig, this signal career is tanked. Hmmm?

GUY: --Sounds rough, guy--

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) ROUGH! ROUGH say you? His Majesty Lord High King Lucas not return calls, does he? Now spend I days covered in hot grease speaking to likes of YOU?

GUY: Hey uh, forget the meal, I'm getting Chinese.

[SFX Car Drives off]

YODA VOICE: (SFX: static spurt; voice slight distort) Good luck you, there. Out of film job Wookie chef rampages at lunchtime...


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Leah Nichols  30 Dec 2009
Hilarious!!!!!
Amy Michelle Wiley  10 Jan 2007
I have a feeling this would have been even more funny if I knew who Yoda was. ;-)
Shari Armstrong  23 Aug 2006
Oh my, poor Yoda!!! ROFL - that was great. (remind me not to get Chinese)
Glenn A. Hascall 17 Aug 2006
David, I'm glad I stumbled across this. I was there with ya - Yoda the burger flipper. Very nicely executed - but then - less could I expect?




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