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Pre-, Mid-, or Post-Tribulation – what is your view?
by Virginia Gorg
06/27/06
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Pre-, Mid-, or Post-Tribulation – what is your view?


There are opposing thoughts on this subject among Christians, and it is sometimes a matter of heated discussion.

It is essential as Christians to be aware of prophecies and end time events. Most important, though, is our commission to preach the news of Christ to all nations and peoples. In that way, we can be open to allowing God to reveal Himself to us through His word – the Bible. We must not allow ourselves to be deceived. The Lord will come “like a thief in the night,” so we must be prepared at all times.



Whichever your belief, I hope you enjoy this lighthearted attempt at humor.


Top Ten Reasons to Want to be on Earth After the Rapture

10. The current clothing style will not get outdated – 7 years will go fast
9. The housing situation is a buyer’s market, so you can get that big mortgage now and overextend yourself financially
8. You can run up your credit cards – after all the end of the earth will occur long before the cards can be paid off
7. Your brand new luxury car will not wear out
6. Promotions at work won’t matter anymore
5. You can pollute all you want – burn stuff and fill the dumps
4. College education? Who needs it
3. You’ll never need a tetanus shot again
2. You can make all the promises you want and don’t intend to keep



And the number one reason to Want to be on Earth After the Rapture:

1. You don’t have to clean the house – ever again!



© 2006 Virginia Lutz


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John Hunt 29 Jun 2006
Very cute article! Nicely written! The only one you forgot was: "You can get married and not have to worry about the 'seven year itch.'" LOL




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