Do it yourself Generic - O - Word Utterance!!
Delivering inspired words of your own can be tedious work, so we’ve made it easy for you; all you need to do is pick and choose the selections and put them into the patented “Generic-O-Word” template and voila! Instant utterance! Never mind if some of your entries don’t quite match up, who's paying real attention and who’s going to remember it? Besides, if it doesn't make sense, it's the problem of "those without ears to hear."
The framework text is still in conservative favorite King James (The “First Language Of Choice” for God) and now two NEW FEATURES:
*NEW! Ultra Charismatic passage! Be up on the latest buzz-words and spiritually approved phrases!
**NEW! Emergent Church passage! Just right for the latest Emergent Church/ Fellowships/ Gatherings/ Online Congregations
GENERIC – O - WORD
Harken unto me, my _____1____ , yea, the _____2____ hast _____3____ , and I wouldst now _____4____ my _____5____ uponst the _____6____ ; only those whomst have _____7____ my _____8____ willst _____9____ my _____10____ . Come! _____11____ in the _____12____ of my _____13____ , before _____14____ !!
*Drawn near (Glory-AH!)
**Been and gone, somewhat
*REVEAL! I SAID REVEAL-AH!
**Seriously consider thinking about
*Glory, glory, glory, glory, glory-AH!
*Brethren who have HEARD my unction-AH! (Glory!)
**Starbucks in the Narthex
Thrown stones at
*SEEN the promised land, shall KNOW the Promised Land and understand-AH!
**Had warm meaningful dialogues with
*Ways are not your ways-AH! My Mind is not your mind-AH! My Reckoning is not your reckoning-AH! My Spirit is not your spirit-AH!
**Starbucks in the Narthex
*My Word is not your word-AH! My Plan is not your plan-AH! My Priorities are not your priorities-AH! My Wisdom is not your wisdom-AH!
**Have a warm meaningful appreciation for
*School is not your school-AH! My Home is not your home-AH! My Diet Plan is not your diet plan-AH! My Blog is not your blog-AH!
**Second edition now available on Amazon.com
*Give EAR unto this word, looking NOT to the left-AH! Looking NOT to the right-AH! Neither shalt thou count to FIVE-AH! Neither shalt thou count to TWO-AH! Excepting that thou then continuest-AH! unto THREE-AH!
**Have a warm meaningful experience in
*(ooooooh, give me a moment-AH! Someone say AMEN-AH! Someone say GLORY-AH! Someone say HALLELUJAH-AH!)
**Extremely invigorating and enlightening
*Word unto you this day is COME!! The command unto you this day is COME !! The unction unto you this day is COME!! The revelation unto you this day is COME!! The desire I have for you this day is COME !! The SPIRIT and the BRIDE-AH say COME !!
**Really, really neat-o comforting spiritual dialogue
The End of Days
The Time is Nigh
It Is Too Late
*What? Where was I? Um…. er….. amen?
**The Starbucks In the Narthex Runs Out of Sprinkles
PLEASE ENCOURAGE AUTHOR BY COMMENTING
LEAVE COMMENT ON ARTICLE
Read more articles by David Ian or search for other articles by topic below.
Read more by clicking on a link:
Main Site Articles
Most Read Articles
Highly Acclaimed Challenge Articles.
New Release Christian Books for Free for a Simple Review.
NEW - Surprise Me With an Article - Click here for a random URL
God is Not Against You - He Came on an All Out Rescue Mission to Save You
...in Christ God was reconciling the world to himself, not counting their trespasses against them... 2 Cor 5:19
Therefore, my friends, I want you to know that through
Jesus the forgiveness of sins is proclaimed to you. Acts 13:38
LEARN & TRUST JESUS HERE
The opinions expressed by authors do not necessarily reflect the opinion of FaithWriters.com.
TRUST JESUS TODAY
Free Audio Bible
500 Plus Languages
Faith Comes By Hearing.com