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TOP TEN Things Overheard in the Wilderness Wandering
by David Ian
06/02/06
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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD IN THE WILDERNESS WANDERING


#10 “Is Moses EVER going to stop and ask directions?”


#9 “But I’m milk and honey intolerant!”


#8 “How’s that “manna wine” coming along?”


#7 “Listen, you can’t call “Shotgun” for the ENTIRE journey!”


#6 “If I hear ONE MORE TIME “Are we there yet” you’re ALL in trouble!”


#5 “Slug beetle!”


#4 “For the last time, Eli, you just can’t “vote” your little brother out of the tribe!”


#3 “I thought we were supposed to turn left at that rock outcropping. Or was it that outcropping? Darn it, now they ALL look the same.”


#2 “100,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 100,000 bottles of beeeeeeeeer…”


And The Number One Top Ten Things Overheard During the Wilderness Wandering:


#1
“I spy with my little eye, something beginning with “S”.
“Sand”
“Gee, how’d you guess?”


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Paul Alden 28 Aug 2006
I like your style man. You're a natural.
Sally Hanan 08 Jul 2006
hahaha, very enjoyable.
L.M. Lee 08 Jul 2006
David, you're top tens are always fun! Wonder if God will let you do late night in heaven?
Wendy Stewart-Hamilton 07 Jul 2006
Great job on this piece - a very fun read.
Sharlyn Guthrie 05 Jul 2006
This is SO cute! I love it! There is also a lot of truth in it, I'm sure!
Allison Egley  03 Jul 2006
Hehe I love it. I think my favorite is the one about the sister voting her brother out of the tribe.
Jennifer Leonard 03 Jul 2006
I got a good chuckle out of that. My favorite is number ten .... asking for directions....just like a man!!! Good Job!!
Jan Ackerson  27 Jun 2006
David, I'm a huge fan of your writing. I've chosen this for the FaithWriters showcase for the week of July 3rd. Watch for it to show up on the FW home page. This is hilarious!
Virginia Gorg 05 Jun 2006
Very cute! It's good to have humor and you've written this well. Now I'll go and spy something with my little eye..... :)




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