TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD IN THE WILDERNESS WANDERING
#10 “Is Moses EVER going to stop and ask directions?”
#9 “But I’m milk and honey intolerant!”
#8 “How’s that “manna wine” coming along?”
#7 “Listen, you can’t call “Shotgun” for the ENTIRE journey!”
#6 “If I hear ONE MORE TIME “Are we there yet” you’re ALL in trouble!”
#5 “Slug beetle!”
#4 “For the last time, Eli, you just can’t “vote” your little brother out of the tribe!”
#3 “I thought we were supposed to turn left at that rock outcropping. Or was it that outcropping? Darn it, now they ALL look the same.”
#2 “100,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 100,000 bottles of beeeeeeeeer…”
And The Number One Top Ten Things Overheard During the Wilderness Wandering:
#1
“I spy with my little eye, something beginning with “S”.
“Sand”
“Gee, how’d you guess?”
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David, I'm a huge fan of your writing. I've chosen this for the FaithWriters showcase for the week of July 3rd. Watch for it to show up on the FW home page. This is hilarious!
