#9 “That no one can buy nor sell, lest they have the mark of Wal-Mart upon them”
#8 One World Fast Food Chain: “McTacoKing”
#7 “And in your cinemas, there shall be a plague of perpetual sequels across the land, and no film shall be original, no not even one.”
#6 The Four “My Little Pony” Riders of the Apocalypse
#5 “And your domestic rulers shall be numbered among the cinema stars, pop singers, wrestlers and television has-beens; and of their increase, there shall be no end.”
#4 The as yet undiscovered “Picasso Code”
#3 “And behold, I saw a llama with many horns and eyes, rise up out of the sea.”
#2 Dr. Phil. ‘Nuff said.
And The Number One Top Ten Little Known Signs of Revelations:
#1 Gas now at $3.00 a gallon. Can Armageddon be far away?
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Oh no! It's all over! I saw a holy figure...no wait, it was Bill Gates...in my PBJ Sandwich on 3/3/03 too...it must mean something.
This was very funny. Thanks! :)
