(Yes, David wrote ALL the parts below on the FW Message Boards for "Giddy Friday" fun)
David_Ian : Hi everyone, my name is David_Ian and I'm new
Woodnote: No you're not!
FirstActs: Don't let him fool you, newbies. He's just pretending to be new.
David_Ian: I wrote a new piece, and I'd like a critique...
DebPorter: (sigh) Is this the same "new piece" you wrote last month?
MCriss: And the month before?
David_Ian: Well, yes, but that doesn't change the fact that I wrote it all new again this morning.
FirstActs: Can we break for snacks again?
Jacky: Uh, are you guys always like this?
DebPorter: Oh, no. Usually we're much worse.
Woodnote: I wrote an "Ode to Peas". Wanna hear? It's titled "A World Without Peas"
FirstActs: (or "Visualize Whirled Peas")
Woodnote: Who said that?
David_Ian: Has anybody seen my Emotikon? I cannot speak without an Emotikon!
Whitney: So, does any REAL writing get done around here?
MCriss: You’d be surprised. The last Weekly Contest Winner was copied off the side of a cereal box.
FirstActs: It was an Avante Garde piece, thank you very much. Very artsy.
MCriss: It was a list of ingredients, you hack! “Milled yellow corn?” “BHT added as a preservative?”
FirstActs: A vicious comment on the human condition
Woodnote: Doesn’t anybody want to hear my “Ode to Peas”?
DebPorter: But you have to admit, the last stanza was pretty profound.
MCriss: Yeah, I gotta give you that.
FirstActs: Thank you, Deb.
Woodnote: Here goes! “Ode to Peas” by Woodnote!
Purpose: What was his last stanza?
David_Ian: Found my Emotikon!
Woodnote: “Peas, pretty peas, pretty please…”
Deb: “Some settling of contents may occur during shipping and handling.”
FirstActs: Pure poetry!
Woodnote: “Peas to appease…”
David_Ian: Now, where were we?
Whitney: Nice meeting you all…
Jacky: Yeah, we’ll just be moving on, now…
Purpose: Let’s check out the “Water Cooler”. Maybe they’re a little saner there….
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