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by Mary Bryant
02/02/06
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Hello???

Who are these people?
Mr. Dazed N. Confused
Mr. Crunch
Where are they at?
Mr. D is in the kitchen at his home
Mr. Crunch is at the ‘office’
What is his Mr. D’s ‘problem’?
He needs Emergency Help and
can’t get no satisfaction !!
And the point is?
De ja vu, been there did that scenario

Scene 1
Mr. Dazed sez…
“I need help on the telephone
Maybe I’ll get help, I’ll see
( Gets Mr. Crunch on the line)
He doesn’t want to hear what I say,
All he wants are #’s from me,
Help me! Help Me!!”

( According to Mr. Crunch…)
“What’s your lifespan, area code,
Street Address, kids?? How old?
Age of your wife and her sisters’s crew
All sets of parents and Grandfolks too!!”

“What year were you born ?
Did you go to college too?
Also what was your first job,
And when did they let go of you?”

“What is your phone #,
How many pets do you have,
You say you own some dogs,
How about any cats?”

“What’s your insurance card #,
How many charge cards do you owe,
Did I ask you everything,
Is there more to know??”


Scene 2.
Mr, D sez….
“Hold on, wait a minute!”
( counts to 60 seconds)
“I fell down and need help
Can you send me an ambulance?”

Mr. Crouches final answer is:
“OK Mr. Dazed N. Confused,
I can really do that.
But I need all this information
So I can help ya!”

(Uh oh) I pressed the wrong key
all your information is now zapped!!
I really don’t want to stress you,
But, we must start over stat!!

Hello??? ( Beep….Beep..)
Hello?? Beeeeeeeep…..

Mary Bryant
02-01-06
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