A preacher was preaching outside a new church in Summer-time, when he noticed in the car-park the many choices the congregation members had made in choosing different models of cars. So he decided to made a joke out of it.
"Some of you today have upset God because you have not purchased God's favourite car and will have to come to this platform and repent?!!"
Looking at each other the bewildered congregation started chatting to each other at to what the preacher had just spoken - when one of the associate pastor's shouted out,
"Well, brother what car should we as Christians be driving, then?"
To which the preacher replied: "A Honda because Jesus said, 'We should be in one accord!!!!'"
(c)2005 copyright Daniele Luciano Moskal
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