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by John Cain
04/05/05
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1. THERE IS ANOTHER KIND OF JOY OTHER THAN THE JOY
THAT YOU WASH DISHES WITH.
2. THERE IS A SHOUT OTHER THAN THE ONE THAT TAKES
OUT STAINS.
3. THERE IS A SNAP CRACKLE POP OTHER THAN THE ONES
YOU GET IN A CEREAL BOX.
4. THERE IS DELIVERANCE WITHOUT HAVING TO CALL A
DELIVERY COMPANY.
5. ON EASTER MORNING, THERE WAS SOMETHING ROLLED
BACK OTHER THAN THE PRICES AT WALMART.
6. IT REALLY CAN BE SAID BETTER THAN HALMARK CAN
SAY IT.
7. DONT TELL ME YOU ARE GONNA TELL YOUR BIG
BROTHER ON ME. BECAUSE, IN JESUS, WE ALL HAVE
THE SAME BIG BROTHER.
8. GE ISNT THE ONLY ONE WHO BRINGS GOOD THINGS
TO LIGHT.
9. COCO COLA ISNT THE ONLY THING THAT ADDS LIFE
10. JESUS IS LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY,HE KEEPS GOING AND
GOING, AND GOING.
11. CHEVROLET TRIES TO BE LIKE JESUS. tHEY ARE LIKE A ROCK,
AND HE IS THE ROCK.
12. THEY SAY THAT BUDWEISER IS THE KING OF BEERS. JESUS IS THE KING OF EVERYTHING.
13. JESUS AND NEXTEL CELL PHONES ARE JUST OPPOSITE. WITH JESUS,
YOU DONT HAVE TO WALK AROUND ASKING, "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"


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Bessie Flint 12 Apr 2005
So true, one more we should consider.... Jesus' love is like an ever ready battery,it keeps going and going... Bessie
Debra Brand 05 Apr 2005
Very clever!




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