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Bad hair day
by Steven Wickstrom
02/01/03
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Bad Hair Day


A man was driving along a back road and saw a rabbit hopping across the road right in front of him. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry. A woman driving down the road saw the man crying by the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew just what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp dead rabbit and sprayed the contents of the can all over the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved and then hopped another 50 yards.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's sray can!

He looked at the woman and asked, "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman handed him the can so that he could read the label.

It read: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

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hazel moodley 02 Apr 2007
Funny and clever
lauren finchum 03 Oct 2006
this was cute, nice humor.
Deborah Porter  02 Jun 2003
Thank you for the chuckle this morning. It was one of those groan type chuckles - my favourite kind. With love, Deb
pamela rhodes 07 Feb 2003
I love it.
Marie-Pearl Addo 05 Feb 2003
Very funny Steven
Jo Barrett 02 Feb 2003
This is great!!! Did you think this up yourself? And it is so well written.
Gordon Lang 01 Feb 2003
Thanks for the chuckle!




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