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Lots of Salt (a triple limerick)
by Bill Shurkey
02/05/05
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There once was a man named Lot,
The angels said git and he got,
He grabbed his poor wife
And they ran for their life
Till his wife turned and froze on the spot.

All the way home Lot did muse
How his in-laws would take the news,
For the one they gave birth
Was now salt of the earth
Just perfect with soups and stews.

Lot struggled to emotionally accept her
But decided it was best he kept her,
While he set up his house
She proved quiet as a mouse
Perched between the cinnamon and pepper.





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Nina Phillips 25 Jul 2005
Melanie: Great addition. No way I could have thought of that. This was soooooo funnnny! I am still laughing. Very good limerick. I think it should be published if it's not already. God bless ya, littlelight
Joyce Poet 05 Feb 2005
hehe... thanks for the giggle.
Mitzi Busby 05 Feb 2005
I loved it. Very funny!!
Honey Stone 05 Feb 2005
Clever & funny!
Melanie Kerr  05 Feb 2005
What you wrote was a wicked we ditty I admit that it was rather witty But it wasn't his fault That his wife became salt We should look upon Lot with more pity
Melanie Kerr  05 Feb 2005
Ooops! Imagine each sentence is on a seperate line.




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