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Cyber Space Explorer
by Dean Herring
01/12/05
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Cyber Space Explorer


A cyber-space explorer
Iím online but off the rail
A knight in shining armour
Weighed down by chain E-mail
I know spam when I see it
Iím fighting off the worms
But my firewall is glitching
And I can CD burns

I need a great provider
Connection quality
I will be your server
God be my ISP

I googled and I forumed
I searched across the web
Fought off junk and pop-ups
That streamed into my head
My system was about to crash
My threads had all been frayed
But my memory found your freeware
The registration paid

ICQ and you find me
You refresh me and Iím new
My history is deleted
The full screen is in view
Yahoo! you know my username
No need to chat alone
I know that I am in your site
Iím virtually home


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Patricia Ouellette 19 Jan 2005
What a hillariously clever way to describe cyber space and our walk with God all in one. Exceptional!!
Deborah Porter  18 Jan 2005
Dean, I absolutely loved this. You have a wonderful sense of humor and a very witty turn of phrase. This made my day. With love, Deb
Jeremy McNabb 13 Jan 2005
That's hilarious! Great wording! I laughed so loudly that my wife wanted to know what was going on. Thanks!




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