A GRANDFATHER'S STAND ON THE FATHER CHRISTMAS HULLABALOO
During this time of the year, a certain controversy raises its ugly red-scarfed head. Year after year, this hullabaloo continues and nobody has taken the initiative to deal with this holiday wrangling. That is, until now.
Normally, I'm a mild-mannered person. And, just to be on the safe side, I stay out of telephone booths. You can't be too careful, if you know what I mean.
As a great philosopher once said, "I've stands all I can stand and I can't stands no more."
This Christmas inequality has been going on for a very long time. It's about time somebody took some action in this regard. Since nobody else has the courage to take on this subject, I pick up my pen (actually it's the keyboard for my computer) and duly attack the subject at hand.
I know, as I begin, that what I am going to say will not sit well with certain portions of the population. Some will even accuse me of jealousy and other foul attitudes. But it has to be said.
This disparity is between Father Christmas and grandfathers. As a card-carrying member of the grandfather's union (GFU), I feel I have the right to express my mind on this subject. In my opinion, Father Christmas is getting too much attention at the expense of grandfathers everywhere.
Sure, I give you that Father Christ- mas does have his place in our culture. And, I know children are enamored with him in his silly little red suit and funny hat.
Just between you and me, no self-respecting grandfather would be caught dead dressed like Father Christmas. But that's beside the point. I will admit that some grandfathers dress rather silly and act even sillier.
I believe I should set the record straight between Father Christmas and grandfathers. Let me compare these two right now and clear up this subject. Then you be the judge. I have complete confidence in the intelligence of my readers.
First, Father Christmas makes up a list of naughty and nice children. I feel, and I'm speaking as a grandfather, this is highly discriminatory. Children should not be subjected to such discrimination in this day of enlightenment.
Today, children have it hard enough without this silly overweight elf from the North Pole putting undue pressure on them. Grandfathers love both naughty and nice children, but especially the naughty. Grandfathers know the naughty children need more attention.
Second, Father Christmas only comes once a year. What I want to know is what he is doing the rest of the year. From the pictures I've seen, I'm guessing it is not in the area of exercise.
Grandfathers are around all the time, not just at Christmas. No matter what time of year, you can always find a grandfather, which is more than can be said of Father Christmas.
Third, Father Christmas just brings toys in his huge bag. And, I grant you, some of these toys are pretty terrific. I'm not going to sell Father Christmas short on this aspect. I believe credit should be given where credit is due, unless its my credit card.
That's my point. Grandfathers should get some recognition for other things that are just as terrific. Grandfathers, for example, are full of stories, jokes and a lot more.
Father Christmas, if the truth were known, does not have the time to tell a story to any child. And I think that is sad. Sadder yet, does he even know a story?
Fourth, Father Christmas drives around in an old-fashioned sleigh powered by eight tiny reindeer, with no room to take children for rides. What's that all about?
Nothing is more exciting for children than driving around with their grandfather. Usually grandfathers have some old pickup, with an array of unidentifiable aromas. Whatever they are driving, the ride always ends with ice cream.
Try to get Father Christmas to drive children for ice cream and see what he does.
Fifth, Father Christmas, no matter where you see him, is always in a hurry. He never seems to have enough time to spend with children. Sure, toys are great, but no toy can equal time spent with a grandfather.
One of the special things about a grandfather is he always makes time for children. God made grandfathers for children. Even though most grandfathers are hard of hearing, they always hear what is important.
And sixth, Father Christmas, when his work is finished, lays his finger alongside of his nose and up the chimney he goes. Now that is all well and good, but it was a grandfather who invented the "pull-my-finger" joke.
I know similarities exist between Father Christmas and grandfathers. Both, for example, are rotund and quite jolly. Both love cookies. However, that just may be where the similarity ends.
What people do not know, and I have this one good authority, Father Christmas always sends the Christmas bill to grandfathers. Of course, grandfathers don't complain about this for one moment. We're glad to help whenever we can; however, it would be nice to have a little bit of recognition during the Christmas holiday.
One thing grandfathers can do that Father Christmas cannot do is pray. Blessed are the grandchildren who have a grandfather who prays for them.
"Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much." (James 5:16 KJV.)
One righteous grandfather is worth all the Father Christmases in the world.
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James, I loved this! Great comparisons between grandfather & father Christmas - very funny and oh, so true! (LOL at the "pull my finger" line) :-) Blessings, Lynda