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Democratic Party Oath Of Allegiance
by Stephen A. Peterson
09/22/04
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Democratic Party Oath Of Allegiance

• The Rule of law shall be interpreted differently for members of the Democratic Party.

• I shall mention President George W. Bush’s youthful drunkenness, lack of honored military service to the nation, and alleged lying at every chance but shall never acknowledge fellow Democrats perversions, lack of moral compass, and lying.

• Lying, adultery and treason by Democrats shall be considered youthful and normal indiscretions but for all others, especially Christians and members of the Republican party, unforgivable sin worthy of public flagellation and disgrace by all.

• I will support and defend Democrats regardless of my personal beliefs.

• I will support and defend fellow Democrats regardless how much harm it will do to the United States and its people.

• I will never, never change my pro-abortion, socialistic and open society point of view no matter how damaging they are to the American way of life, peace and tranquility.

• I will never take bribes to do anyone a favor. However, I will accept donations from move on .org, George Sores, Ed Asner and Michael Moore to do these private citizens a no nonsense service.

• When my own hypocrisy is discovered, I will say that “it is someone else to blame,” “I am deeply saddened,” “blame President George W. Bush’ for whatever it is”.

• I will blame all of my past adverse conduct on my Christian upbringing, anal retentive parents, having been raped by a Catholic priest even though I am middle aged or older at the time.

• I pledge to cancel my subscription of the Billy Graham evangelistic Association, the Our Sunday Visitor, and the Coral Ridge Ministry after the next issue.

• I shall not have any misgivings about presenting divorce papers while my spouse is hospitalized under cancer treatment or receiving treatment for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

• I shall honor the wishes of the Fundamentalist Left Wing Radicals, CBS, move on .org, George Soros, Michael Moore, Karl Marx, Bill Clinton and never think for myself.

• I will become an endorser and spokesperson for:
 Infanticide
 Racial conflict
 Higher taxes by shady means
 Removal of Christian religious symbols at all levels of society
 Demonizing Christians (especially their clergy)
 Normalizing radical homosexual issues
 Euthanasia for the inept and old
 Anarchy under the guise of normalcy
 Move on .org
 Socialized medicine
 Government video cameras in every house
 Thought policing
 Hate crime legislation and laws
 Widespread socialism
 Guaranteed income (Each according their ability. Each according to their means as determined by the state.)
 Supporting CBS Rathergate (They did nothing wrong in placing false document for public display. Wrong is relative. It’s all how you see it!)


© Stephen A. Peterson, 2004


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Ruth Sargent 17 Jul 2006
I have noticed so many people look at politics through 'rose colored glasses'. There is so much prejudice and predetermined opinions, that few look deeper for the truth. Thank you for your articulate expression. And thank you for more for presenting this for free distribution. Keep speaking out.
Susan Storm Smith 28 Sep 2004
Add my name to the yea's. Love it! And Sharon is right --way to close to the truth but then isn't that what Christian writers are supposed to do ...
Rita Garcia 23 Sep 2004
Stephen, Well said, I love it! Rita
Sharon McClean 22 Sep 2004
You know Stephen, it has been said, never discuss politics or religion, and here you are doing both. (smile) Your article would be more humurous, if it weren't so close to the truth. I am speaking of party leaders, more than the people in general. Cute article! Blessings, Sharon




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