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He who sits in the heavens
laughs; the LORD has
them in derision. Then He will
speak to them in His
wrath, and terrify them
in His fury. [Psalms 2:4-5]
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"So,
Who are You,
LORD?"
"I Am,
child."
"Yeah.
But are
You
Jesus,
Allah,
or the MHG?"
"What is
MHG,
My bubbe'lah."
"Ya know,
LORD:
Mean Hebrew God?"
"Which do you
say I AM,
Mein meschu'gah."
"MHG.
The problem with
Jesus,
LORD,
is that He's too weak,
and nice,
and all lovey-dovey.
That's why everybody is
being too wimpy with
those Middle Yeast,
ISOSewer people."
"Hm. Hm."
"Yeah.
Whatever happened
to all those samuri swords,
that the Japanese had?
Maybe they oughta get 'em out
of their closets, and
dust 'em off."
"Spelling,
child."
"Samurai's.
What happened:
did they give 'em
all to the Good Will?"
"Why do you
say Jesus is
weak,
My child?"
"Well, just look at
what happened to Him.
And, all the Christians
in Middle Yeast are getting
slaughtered by those
ISIShitz'e people. If
Jesus were really God,
He'd give those cannibal
guys a What-For."
"I see."
"Yeah. The world's gotten
too wimpy. I think
it's a combination of
Jesus-love-everybody,
and all the sitting-on-your
whatsit-technology. Why
do we have to be politically
correct, when all those
ISOSatanic-people get away
with murder?"
"No one gets away with
anything, child."
"Oh, yeah?
I think You're
gettin' Wimpy, too,
LORD. Maybe You
are Just Jesus,
afterall."
"I Am
the MSG,
child."
"MSG isn't healthy
for you, LORD."
"The
Mighty
Shalom
God
is."
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I will bless those who
bless you, and him who
curses you, I will curse.
[Genesis 12:3]
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