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Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts
......women exchanged natural relations for unnatural,
and the men likewise. [Romans 1:24-27]
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"I can't stand that guy,
LORD."
"Who,
child."
"That politician."
"Go on,
My precious."
"He's a jackass."
[SILENCE.]
"I know this is all boring
to You, LORD."
"That is not true,
My beloved."
"Politics. And You bein'
up in Perfect Heaven, and all."
"I Am
right Here,
My beloved."
"First, he talks about how
New York women are trashy, and
I'm from one state south. Then
he says that gays are yadie'yadieyah,
and my middle name's Gay. My mother
said in the 1950's, it meant 'happy'."
"I know,
Mein bubbe'lah."
"Then he talks about Jews,
and their kosher laws. Well,
I'm Jewish, too. He wouldn't
know kosher if he fell over it,
in the middle of his bigotted
street."
"Spelling,
Mein schleppa'lah."
"Yeah. Whatever.
"Then he badmouths homosexuals,
and says "And they're my
friends!". Yeah. Right. Like
Huckabean has gay friends.
Give me a break.
What does he do: have kosher
parties at his house with
his Jewish, and gay friends?"
[SILENCE.]
"He's a jackass."
"Child,
when did you begin
saying that word."
"Probably a couple years
ago, LORD. I like it."
"I don't,
Mein kin'der."
"Ya know, LORD?
How come You get
so upset about gays,
and cuss words, and
stuff like that? You
think You'd have more
to get upset about, with
this world?"
"Yes,
My beloved."
"You've got those cockroaches
in the Schmiddle Yeast killing
everybody on the planet,
and here You are, getting all
riled up about a couple of
homosexuals in the United
States. I don't get it."
"I know,
Mein schmiddel'lah."
"The Schmiddle Yeast.
I like that.
And, Huckabean.
I'm a poet, and don't know it."
"Oy vey z'mir."
"Too bad those cockroaches
didn't pull that trick with Japan,
back in 1940. That Mighty Schlahslahmic
State might have had some
trouble on their canibalistic hands."
"Spelling,
Mein vunder'lah."
"Cannibal. Schmannibal.
Did you know that cockroaches
eat each other?"
"Yes,
My beloved."
"I guess the Mighty Schlahslahmic
State has never seen any
WW2 movies, huh."
"I have,
My child."
"So why don't Ya
do somethin', LORD?
Show 'em what Ya got!"
"I will Show,
child.
When I
Am Good,
and
Ready."
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Surely,
I am coming
soon.
[Revelation 22:20]
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