Kids & Parenting
Mothers Beware (and Fathers too).
There is an enemy out to get your child. You will not notice before this enemy is upon you.
Please take precautions now before it is too late.If you are prepared to do so you may yet see your child grow up to become a man or woman of God. Be careful who you listen to as enemy spies lurk in just about every place you and your child will go to.
Here are a few tips from the enemy handbook just to clue you in. It has been written especially for parents. It is the
parenting manual of the century and you should be aware of what it says.
It is great if parents argue and swear and fight in front of children. This toughens them up for the real life ahead.
Don't you dare to discipline your child. That light swat on the behind is abuse. Meanwhile open up a comic book designed for your child's enjoyment and see how the parents treat the kids. It is now official. In your child's mind. One small swat and you are the worst of child abusers. Punch the living daylights out of them and you are ok because the comic book said so.
(Note from author to God fearing parents:
Have you LOOKED at those comic pictures lately? Have you WATCHED a cartoon?)
Further on the manual states:
Don't you dare deprive your child of television. They may miss the chance to become immune to violence. This is important for their future survival. They will need to know how to shoot and kill as part of their education. As for books; please do make sure your children have the very latest in how to do witchcraft and that they think that casting spells is harmless.
Please send your child to a facility where all religions except Christianity are talked about and honoured. Be assured the one thing that will not be talked about is Jesus. He is far too dangerous for little minds. On the other hand celebrating every other known festival in the world is going to be wonderful for your child's development.
Spending hours on a computer will be great for your child. It will be so great for their development if you can get the little darling so hooked on zapping any thing that moves on the screen. Human life has to become unimportant. This is vital for the great plan of the future. Children have to be made not to care.
We strongly recommend that encourage rudeness as a defence against strangers. Let them practice on you.
A closing note
In fact the greatest recommendation of all this manual has to make is that you are so busy with work and whatever else life brings that you put the welfare of your offspring entirely into state hands. We promise to give them a good foundation on the road to hell.
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