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The only woman in the history of mankind who spoke Yiddish with a North Carolina accent
by Julie Michaelson
05/10/14
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We love because He first
loved us.
[1 John 4:19]
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Time: 1968.
Place: Outside a rowhouse
in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
________________________
"Maaah?
PLEASE?"

"Alright!
Alright,
Joach'ka'lah!"

"Maaaaaah!"

"Alright!
Alright, already!
Vey'z'mir!"

"Maaaaaaah!"

"All ya'll childen
give me is tsor'ris!"

"It's just that I
get EMBARRASSED."

"Ya'll ashamed of
your own MOTHER."

"Neah, Maaah!
It's not THAT!
It's just that I get
EMBARRESSED."

"Neu?
My own flesh and BLOOD!"

"Neah, Maaaah!
It's just....I get
embarressed!"

"Z'ma'mee!
Ach'en'zee'bloyt!"

"Maaaaah!
You PROMISED!"

"Why don't ya'll want me
to speak YIDDISH?"

"CUZ!
It EMBARRESSES ME!"

"I'm your MOTHER!"

"Yeah!
But it EMBARRESSES me!"

"My own...KIN'DA'LAH!"

"MAAAAAH!"

"Ya'll know what Popeye
says. I y'am what I y'am,
and that's what I y'am!"

"It's OKAY when we're in
the HOUSE, but not when we're
outside in PUBLIC."

"I'm been outside, before!"

"You know what I mean!
Just not in front of my FRIENDS."

"Julbie, ya'll drivin' me
meshu'gah."

"Maaaaah!
It's CRAZY!"

"Joach'kah'lah.
Ya'll drivin' me
meshu'gah'lah."
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Honor
thy mother
and
father.
[Exodus 20:12]

Yiddish:
'Neu?' 'Can you believe this?'
'Tsoris' 'Bad trouble'

To my Mom,
who passed away
in 1997.

Copyright 2014.


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