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Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat
by Richard Sherrer
08/22/04
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Your cat just may be just a little too fat,
When you see some mice just laughing at;
Your cat may be too fat knowing for sure,
When his feet no longer touch the floor;
Your cat maybe to fat for one to dare,
Mistaken him for as a bean bag chair;
Your cat maybe fat for some reasons,
After 2 years and still no birth of kittens;
Your cat is too fat if you catch my drift,
Picking him up you now need a forklift;
Your cat is too fat in shopping you bought,
The cat food dish was replaced by a pot;
Your cat too fat when you have to decide,
Changing the cat door to make more wide;
Your cat is too fat when you have seen,
He can not lick all to keep himself clean;
Your cat is maybe fat to be more precise,
When he jumps and squashes the mice;
Your cat is way too fat when he grins,
Looking at a multiple layer of chins.

Richard Newton Sherrer

Copyright 2004 Richard Newton Sherrer

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