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Did Jesus have DNA?
by Julie Michaelson
03/24/14
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If You are the Son of
God, come down from
the Cross! [Matthew 27:40]
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"The problem is, LORD,
that the Jews were right!"

"About what,
Mein bubbe'lah."

"Well, Jesus proved
to be a really weak
person, didn't he?"

"Child,
shouldn't 'he' be
capitalized?"

"Well....that's the
whole POINT. Maybe
He was just a 'he'!
I mean, look at how
weak he was!"

"He was Weak
in My Strength,
beloved."

"I hate when You
give me those riddle-
statements, LORD. They
really don't mean a
toot to me!"

[SIGH.]

"I mean, if he was
really 'He', then why
doesn't he just reach
down in the water,
and pick up that downed
airliner in Malaysia?
And, bring back to life
all those poor people?"

"He will,
child.
In His Own Time."

"That's just a platitude
LORD! How about that
hibiscus that I prayed
about? It's still all
DEAD! DEAD!"

"Vey z'mir."

"DEAD!
And, wouldn't it have
been better if Jesus
had come off the Cross?"

"No."

"He would have converted everybody
right then and there,
and we'd all be living
in Paradise right now,
instead of this misbegotten
planet!"

"It was not misbegotten,
My beloved."

"Whatever.
Tomatoes and tomatoes.
So what? 500 people
saw him alive after 3
days? That's nothing!
I went to a high school
with 2000 kids!"

"It was more than that,
child, but go on."

"More than 500?"

"No.
More than 2000 students
went to your high school."

"Oh.
Well.
Whatever.
Maybe they just found
somebody who looked
a lot like him? Or they
paid some Greek actor
to portray him?"

"Why Greek,
Mein bubbe'lah."

"I don't think there
were any Jewish actors
in those days, LORD.
Heck, they can't even
find a real Jewish guy to
portray Jesus in that
new movie about him!
How come Jesus always
has a British accent
in these MOVIES?
What's with THAT?"

"I understand,
Mein kin'der.
I understand."

"So, anyway, maybe
the apostles just paid
some Greek guy to
show up at the opening
of that tomb, and
talk just like Jesus,
and act like him, and
everybody believed!
They didn't have any
pictures in those days,
Ya know? No TV, or
videos, or DVD's....
and no DNA testing:
how did they know for
sure that it was Jesus?"

"Because I said so;
that's why."

"WHEN?"

"In My Word,
child."

"Not in the Torah!
Not in the Jewish Bible!"

"Oy vey."

"How did they know
it was HIM? There
wasn't any way to test
his DNA!"

"There still isn't a way
to test It,
Mein meshuge'nah'lah."

"SURE!
NOW there is!"

"I AM
DNA,
child.
You can't
test
Me."
*********************
Jesus said to her,
'Woman, why are you
weeping? Whom do you
seek?' [John 20:15]

Copyright 2014.




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