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My Lip Salad
by Rick King 
03/23/14
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The Dentist

Did you ever do something really silly and laugh at yourself afterwards thinking how was I so dumb?

I went to the dentist and had a tooth worked on. My left lower jaw was numb of course. Got out of the dentist and was really hungry. I thought sure the tooth was numb but I should be able to eat. I got a salad and was clumsily eating away. I ran into some salad I thought seemed rather tough to chew and didn't think anything of it. All the sudden I got thirsty and went for a glass of water. I looked at my mouth and found was all bloody. I had been chewing the inside of my mouth unknowingly. No wonder the salad was hard to chew. My jaw was so numb I didn't know it or feel a thing. What a dinner I had!..haha. It is seemingly okay but does burn a little still. Was swollen yesterday but looks better today.

The moral of this story is this:

Never eat food that you have to chew when your jaw is numb.

You may bite off more than you want to chew!!

Dental Funnies by Rick:

Dentist to patient:
Did you have lunch before you came? (Dentist shows the patient the tooth marks on his fingers from the last patient).

Patient to Dentist:
Doc, I really like you, but I sure wish that you would stop needling me.

Patient to Dentist:
Doc, for some reason I use to have so much more nerve before I started coming here.


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