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Happy Saint Patty's Day
by Julie Michaelson
03/17/14
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O Lord! God of Hosts, hear
my prayer!
[Psalms 84:8]
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"Do I have any IRISH,
in me, LORD?"

"Uh, uh."

"Aw!
Come on, LORD!
I gotta have at least
a TWEET of Irish
in ME!"

"You are a tweet,
Mein precious."

"I didn't think...
You had a sense of humor,
LORD!"

[CHUCKLE.]

"So, DO I have
any IRISH in me?"

"How many times do
I have to say no,
Mein kin'der."

"Oh, heck!
You SAY IT all
the TIME!
Everytime I PRAY!"

"Perhaps,
because You don't pray
often enough,
My child."

"Well, what's the POINT?
It's all.....NO, NO, NO,
NO! No, no, no, no, no, NO!"

"Oy vey z'mir."

"Exactly!
What's the POINT?"

[SIGH.]
"Prayer is a relationship,
Mein bubbe'lah."

"RELATIONSHIP?
Oy!
Yikes!
The very
WORD makes me wanna'
throw UP!"

[SILENCE.]

"ECH!
Bite my TONGUE!"

"Oy vey."

"I've never HAD
a RELATIONSHIP
that didn't go SOUR!"

[SIGH.]

"Ugh!"

[SIGH.]

"Why would I want
ANOTHER ONE?
ECH!"

"Vey z'mir."

"Yeah!
All I need is ONE
MORE RELATIONSHIP!"

"This is a Different
Sort of Relationship,
My child."

"You're too EXHAUSTING,
LORD! I can never
please You! it just reminds
me of my PAST relationships!"

[SMILE.]
"I AM
exhausting,
My beloved?"

"I thought You never
got TIRED,
LORD?"

[CHUCKLE!]

"Anyhow,
so I'm back to my
original question, LORD.
How come Ya didn't
make me IRISH?
I would'a been CUTER,
and a lot prettier!"

"That wouldn't have
given Me any pleasure,
Mein bubbe'lah."

"Yeah! But it might'a
given ME some more
pleasure!"

"Oy gah'veld."

"See what I MEAN?
This conversation is
going NOWHERE!"

[CHUCKLE.]
"I AM
truly
exhausted."

"Yeah!
It's all NO, NO, NO!"

"That is not what prayer
is about,
My precious."

"When are You gonna
restore all that stuff
that the LOCUSTS
took, LORD? Ya know:
like what Billy Joel said?"

[SMILE.]
"I AM
all of your
Restored,
My child."

"That's too DEEP
for me, LORD!
It's too deep!"

"My Love,
child,
is your
Restoration."
[Arms Wide.]
As Deep
as the
ocean."
************************
I will restore to you
the years which the swarming
locust has eaten.
[Joel 2:25]

Copyright 2014.

If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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