-Halo polishers needed! All Halo polishers assemble!
-What kind of halos are you talking about?
-Dusty ones that need polishing.
-Is that the only kind?
-Twisted halos, bent ones, crooked ones and tilted ones, as long as they need polishing.
-These aren't like halos on sinking ships?
-No, those are doorknobs on sinking ships, these are dusty halos on sailing ships, well, they may be sinking come to think of it.
-And mangled halos too?
-No, mangled halos are beyond polishing, well, on second thought, they might be mangled and still need polishing, if that's all they have to wear.
-How does a halo get mangled anyway?
-It can be a long process, but it starts with staring at them too much.
If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW
Read more articles by Terry Barlow or search for articles on the same topic or others.