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Always Goyem, Never a Jew
by Julie Michaelson
03/01/14
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The Father
is in
Me,
and
I
am
in
the
Father.
[John 10:38]
*******************
"Why are they always
so sexy,
and goyish'kah,
LORD?"

[SMILE.]
"It is a mystery,
Mein kinder'lah."

"That's the PROBLEM,
LORD! That's why
the Jews don't BELIEVE
in Him! The movies
always make Him look
so SWEET, and CUTE,
and NICE!"

[PATIENT FROWN.]
"And,
what does THAT
mean...
My beloved?"

"Well....
it's just in
the Old Testament
the Real God was
always Mean, and
Nasty, and
His Wrath was
always getting
kindled!"

[NOD.]
[CHUCKLE.]
"Ah.
I see."

"Yeah.
I don't get it?
Everytime there's
a JESUS.....
he's always so...
gorgeous,
and HANDSOME?"

[LAUGH!]

"And...
to be honest,
a little..
WIMPY looking!
Wasn't JESUS
a CARPENTER?
You think that
He would have had
some MUSCLES?"

[CHUCKLING.]

"What's with that?"

[SMILING.]
"I understand,
Mein kinder.
It is a Mystery."

"Why don't they
get a real
JEWISH
guy?"

[FATHER AND SON BURST OUT LAUGHING,
IN HEAVEN.]

"Ya know:
some real JEWISH
guy....
who had a
Bris,
and
a
Bar Mit'zvah?
A guy who looked
like He schlepped
stones, and big
pieces of PLYWOOD,
for a living!"

[LAUGHTER FILLS THE THRONE ROOM.]

"One day,
LORD,
before I die..
I'd like to
see JESUS
played by
a real
JEWISH guy!"

[PAUSE.]
"That you
shall,
My child.
And,
that
you
shall."
*********************
For God
so loved
the world,
that
He gave
His only
begotten
Son,
that whoever
believes
in Him,
should not
perish,
but
have
everlasting
life.
[John 3:16]

Bris: the celebration
after the circumcision
of a Jewish baby boy.

Copyright 2014.

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