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The Rich Man's Diet
by Julie Michaelson
01/21/14
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Don't you know
that
your body
is
the temple
of
the Holy Spirit?
[1 Corinthians 6:19]
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"The problem is.....
LORD..."

"What,
Mein kinder."

"The guy's filthy RICH!
He can tell people to throw
out all the "bad" food in their
cupboards, and REFRIGERATORS!"

"Who,
child."

"That guy.
Ya know.
He wrote that book about
being purposely driven?"

"And what is your
purpose,
Mein kinder."

"To eat pretzels,
and drink Orange Crush?"

"Oy vey z'mir."

"Well....what ELSE,
LORD?
What ELSE have I done
with my LIFE?"

"You need to be
following My Purpose
for you,
child."

"What's.........THAT?
LORD,
Ya know what the problem with
this book...IS?"

"I'm sure that
you're going to
tell Me,
Mein precious."

"All the people in the video
are RICH! Who's got all the
money to buy all that organic
this, and
organic THAT?"

"It is a purpose-driven
diet,
My little one."

"It's STUPID.
Doesn't this rich guy know
that most people....when
they've come home from
bein' at work all day,
they're not gonna feel like
standin' up at the kitchen
counter,
choppin' up kale,
and SPROUTS,
for two hours?"

[NOD.]

"Who wants to live
that long,
ANYWAY?
All ya gonna do is
pay money to the
government,
and
to all the DOCTORS!"

"You could
be doing things
for Me,
child."

"Like......WHAT?
The doctor in that video
looks like a SCARECROW!
Men that skinny aren't even
that ATTRACTIVE! YUCK!"

[SIGH.]

"Yeah, well.
I'm sure he's richer than King Solomon,
and probably a lot healthier....but.."

"But what,
My kinderlah."

"He's too damn SKINNY!
He LOOKS like a skinny organic
CHICKEN!"

[SILENCE.]

"And.....
probably just as EXPENSIVE,
I bet!"

"Who,
child."

"LORD!
You're not even payin' any
ATTENTION to me!
That DOCTOR in the
'Daniel Plan' video!
He looks like a
skinny, expensive, organic CHICKEN!"

"Oy vey."

"That was some PLAN....
wasn't it, LORD!
All schemes, sex, and....
a whole lotta PLANNING!"

"What are you talking
about now,
child?"

"LORD?
Ya know....
sometimes I think
that You're not very SMART."

"Why is that,
My kinder."

"Because....
You can't even seem to
follow my train 'a THOUGHT!"

"The question is,
My beloved.....
are you
following
Mine."
***************************
Behold,
I stand at the door
and knock;
if any man
hears
My voice,
and
opens the door,
I will come
in to him,
and
will sup with
him,
and
he
with
Me.
[Revelation 3:20]

Copyright 2014.








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