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Made in the Shade
by lynn gipson 
01/09/14
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They unkindly call me the name Fat Cat,
cause I weigh 25 pounds so I guess I'm fat,
but my frame is big and so is my head,
Just wish they would call me Big Boy instead.

I get tender vittles as much as I want,
treats called Temptations they rattle and flaunt,
I'm king of the house, I own the place,
people just live here, I loan them the space.

I go in and out at my own pleasure,
a place on the love seat is what I treasure,
I demand fresh water three times a day,
I pout at people if I don't get my way.

My life is better than that of most cats,
I'm way too above chasing mice or rats,
I sleep when I want, and poop in my box,
and go around stealing people's socks.

I love to surprise them with a jump or two,
I hide behind doors and then yell "Boo!"
It tickles me so to see them run,
Scaring my people is my kind of fun.

I love it when someone scratches my ears,
my own warming blanket brings me to tears,
I'm cool in the summer the patio shade,
yeah, this Big Boy definitely has it made.



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